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Make a start, you can always make changes as you progress. If you don't get going, you'll have no idea of what will or won't work for you.

At this rate I think we've no chance of going interstellar🤣

Don't understand what's wrong with branded dog jackets?🤣


Become a better driver so you don't have to worry about ski racks🤣

Go on, you know you want to🤣

Deathly Yoga, third degree black belt🤣🤣🤣

Many people seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, but none about their own. Paulo Coelho.

Aww, you say the nicest things😘🥰🤣

Hmm, expectations v reality?🤣

My guess is that space is used to remember all the bloody passwords I need🤣

I might be wrong - wouldn't be the first time. But I think you need to push THAT button to exit🤔🤣

Don't say we didn't warn you🤣

Pride before a fall and all that...🤣

Ey lad. Them wer' days wen you needed a proper truck to carry your gear. Ah the memories, dislocated shoulders and batteries that were never ever ready...🤣

Another sign that it might the right time to quit🤣🤣

An extremely rare glimse of wild Omnibusus Transportus, drinking at a local watering hole. Photo taken from a hide, to avoid startling these large, gentle creatures.

I know you've been waiting. So here it is. A really bad, Bad Dad joke. For your delictation🤣🤣🤣

People, when sending coconuts, please ensure they are properly attached to your swallow, because clinics just aren't coping with the influx of psychotic rabbits.🤣

I get it, but why not consider swapping child number one for a puppy instead?🤣🤣🤣

Maybe it's time to take a good, long look at where you are❤🙏🤣

Delay and succeed in more ways than one🤣🤣🤣

IF I wasn't living in a simulation on a chip, I'd say this was true🤣🤣🤣

Let's be honest here. Basically, ANY age from 8 upwards🤣🤣🤣

Told you vaping was bad. Just look at poor Sphinx's face🤣🤣🤣

Can't understand how that movie franchise lasted so long🤣🤣🤣

I scored my age, 22🤣 How about you?

Say it again, please say it again🤣🤣🤣

So tell me, what's holding you back?

I'm not asking for a show of hands, but you know who you are...

Why gaffer tape was invented. Maybe think about buying yourself a roll🤣🤣

I over analyze situations because I’m scared of what might happen if I’m not prepared for them. Turcois Ominek

Eleven minutes, that's sad. I'll be thinking of you when I'm enjoying my 1,680 seconds🤗🤣

They live among us...🤯🤣

Free the button! Buttons are being repressed and put under enourmous pressure. It's time this behaviour stopped. Join BUST today: Buttons Unchained Salvage Team🤣

And you told me fishermen were boring...🤣

OK I hear you, I'll spell it out... Shoe + Shlong = Shoelong🤣

I did say "focus on the present" Now you're gonna tell me you're seeing a squirrel mastering the art of water bending. Come on!!! Get real🤣🤣🤣

Be careful how you wish because you might end up with exactly what you didn't want🤣🤣🤣

With friends like this who needs...🤣🤣🤣

Focus on the now🤣🤣🤣

What was the funniest film you've ever seen? I cried with laughter when I saw this movie for the first time.🤣

What did he do wrong🤔🤣

I've often pondered why restaurants ask if I'd like a table? Don't they understand I have a perfectly nice one at home?🤣🤣🤣

Aren't you the lucky ones. It's only Monday and I've found a cracker of a Bad Dad Joke. We can only go down hill from here. Wheeeeeeeeee!🤣🤣🤣

Marilyn spoke about self belief more than once. Sadly she didn't pay attention to her own words.😒 Driven by self doubt, criticism, rumours and who knows what - she ended her life, alone. Norma Jean Baker was only 36 when she died. SELF BELIEF IS CRITICAL. You must take care of yourself both physically and mentally. Because if you don't you won't be much good to anyone. Your self-doubt will scream from the rooftops "Winter is Coming." When that happens, people will run away so fast, you'd think they were being chased by the White Walkers and the Night King himself. 😱Fear of failure. 😱Fear of success. 😱Fear of being judged. They're symptoms of low self esteem, lack of confidence or failing self belief. Call it whatever you like, it comes down to the same thing. Someone or something beat you down. Could be the smallest thing they did or said you've forgotten, that's causing those feelings. When you work out what it was, you'll say: "It can't be that, it's ridiculous!" Thing is, you might not want to go looking for the THING that's holding you back. Joseph Campbell once said: "The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek." This means, the freedom you're looking for, is hidden in the cave we call your unconscious mind. It can be a scary place. To set yourself free - Do your best Indiana Jones impersonation, enter the cave, find the treasure, make your escape and set yourself free. If you're looking for someone to guide you, call me.

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